You know what this blog is missing?
A good rant. That's what.
Thank you to KH for passing along so many lovely examples of blogs/online postings where people can rant about a specific event or asshole. You have given me such inspiration.
So, here it goes...
To the 45-50 year old, ugly, fat, bald man driving a 1989 red Chevy Cavalier westbound on I-84 yesterday at about 5:15pm near W. Hartford...FUCK YOU!!! You know, I had been thinking to myself that day...."What I really need now is for some strange man to nearly run me off the road as he tongues suggestively at me from his piece-of-shit car." God must have heard my request, because along you came. What I really appreciated was that with one vulgar, sexually objectifying behavior, you allowed me to fulfill my girlhood dream of re-enacting the scene from the movie Thelma & Louise where T & L get harassed by a trucker. Luckily for you, I did not write down your license plate. Otherwise, I'd be desperately trying to track you down so that I could put an explosive device in your car to get even. As T & L demonstrate, payback's a bitch.
In case you didn't notice my reaction because you were too distracted by your own tongue and concentrating too hard on making said tongue lick at me like you had your head between my thighs (you wish), I flipped you off. I also yelled "FUCK YOU." Just wanted you to know.
Hope you didn't get in a fatal car crash on your way home last night.
Love,
Martha
